Monday, February 14, 2011
(NSFM) Happy VD!!
Well today is Saint Valentines day. Yet another holiday that is about murder and betrayal that we have warped in to love and commercialism. I am grateful I have Brandi. I planned to make dinner for us tonight and be cheesy since neither one of us is in a serious relationship at the moment. At least not serious enough to be together on Valentines Day, distance sucks. So we went out and did what any self respecting female would do.......Take a trip to the "toy store." Our local establishment is the 2nd best I have ever been to. #1 Being Fairvilla in Orlando FL. We spent about an hour just walking around touching everything wishing on others and wondering on most. The sales girl that was there today was awesome. She wasn't one of those that makes you ashamed for being in there and genuinely wants to educate you. I actually learned some stuff. They have these new egg things for guys. SUPER NEAT! I almost wish I had a penis just so I could feel it. Almost! The pic below just amused the poo out of me. How many times have you told a guy to go "Screw Yourself" lol now they can. Geeze some of the silly shit people come up with and us humans actually buy.